Recap for the Week

Well this was a terrible week for me work wise. Monday morning was the typical start up from hell shift. 3 line checks needed to be done in an hour and a half (got them done but man that is a LOT of walking for 530 in the freaking morning!!!). Everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Tuesday til Thursday at 1600 I had a terrible headache and felt sick.....but I mustered up the gumption to go in since they have no other QA staff to replace me. The day got worse but I felt better on Thursday since that was Monkey Butt Pick Up Day!!!!!

Yay Yay Yay!!!!!!

^_^

So now it is Friday afternoon and Jacob is napping. We had an eventful morning that began at 0607. He didn't go to sleep until 2210 last night. Everyone is always telling me he stays up late(r) and gets up early with me because he wants to spend as much time as he can with me. I always love spending time with him but 7 would be much better than 6!!! :=)

We made a mess...spilled Froot Loops and then ground them into the carpet; put stickers over everything; dug out alllll his toys and scattered them every which way; chased the cats; cleaned up after Jasper after he got sick on the carpet of course; went to the library and to Shur Gain to buy birdseed and suet; got a coffee and a treat at Timmy's; watched movies and then had lunch.

After his nap I think we are heading to the duck pond at Mount Allison and then the Waterfowl Park to throw some rocks off the bridge.

Great Day!!!!

Best Comeback Line EVER!!!

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor.. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .
'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?
'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...
'A pumpkin? Shit .... is it midnight already?'

This was in the Washington Post...the title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'

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Behind in the Times

Well I just discovered that I am waaaay behind in this whole blogging thing. I stumbled upon this one when I was trying to comment on a friend's new blog.

Let's see......

I am now in a relationship and couldn't be happier. We don't get to spend a lot of time together lately though due to our work schedules. We work in the same damn place but you wouldn't know it lately. Jacob absolutely adores Nick and so do my family and friends. He is definitely a breath of fresh air. His family is amazing too; only problem is they are ALL Habs fans!!!! Oh well, no one is perfect!!!!

Jacob Robert is almost 23 months old. I find it very hard to believe that my baby is going to be 2 at the end of September. He is still the most amazing, bright, smart, handsome little person that I know.

I am still working in Oxford; going on 6 years in September. I love my job but the hours get to me sometimes. I don't spend nearly enough time with my boy but with the economy the way it has been lately I'm just not willing to risk all I have for a "maybe" job in town.

I'm going to try and make a more conscious effort to blog (more) regularly. Just keep reminding me if I don't okay??